I donated to PETA
 

Swiped from rec.hunting. Thought it was hilarious

My wife and I came in from turkey hunting the other morning, and while
the coffee was brewing she started sorting the junk out of the mail.
When she made a disgusted sound and dropped an envelope in the trash, I
glanced in and found it was from our good friends at the People for the
Ethical Treatment of Animals. (We assume they got my wife's name from a
horse magazine she subscribes to.) Seems PETA wanted a donation.

As a dedicated sportsman, I am of course quite in favor of the ethical
treatment of animals, so I put together a very nice little donation and
filled PETA's 1st Class Postage-guaranteed return envelope about as full
as I could get it. My donation included: a photograph of me posing with
a nice whitetail buck I killed ethically with my bow; a bronze-colored
back-feather from the turkey my wife had ethically killed that very
morning; a recipe for the ethical grilling of venison backstrap; and
just in case someone at PETA wants to load their own ammo so they can
also treat an animal ethically themselves, a zip-lock baggie containing
about 3-4 oz. of lead #6 shot. Gosh, it sure feels good to contribute to
such a worthy cause.

I donated to PETA
 

I like this approach. I've informed them via e-mail that every time I am
accosted by one of their members or see them on TV in some action I will
purchase veal and cook and eat it in their honor. They haven't responded.

--
Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69
Drowning flies to Dark Star

http://web.tampabay.rr.com/stevglo/i...age92kword.htm

I donated to PETA
 

I too have donated to PETA, I have so far donated three times to the
GOP nationial committee the same way. Just to be suret they didn't
send those 8x10 glossys out to someone else I altered them slightly.
I have also returned some literatrue to the NRA, Shrub is more of
threat to our rights than any Democrat.

Allen Epps wrote in message . ..
Swiped from rec.hunting. Thought it was hilarious

My wife and I came in from turkey hunting the other morning, and while
the coffee was brewing she started sorting the junk out of the mail.
When she made a disgusted sound and dropped an envelope in the trash, I
glanced in and found it was from our good friends at the People for the
Ethical Treatment of Animals. (We assume they got my wife's name from a
horse magazine she subscribes to.) Seems PETA wanted a donation.

As a dedicated sportsman, I am of course quite in favor of the ethical
treatment of animals, so I put together a very nice little donation and
filled PETA's 1st Class Postage-guaranteed return envelope about as full
as I could get it. My donation included: a photograph of me posing with
a nice whitetail buck I killed ethically with my bow; a bronze-colored
back-feather from the turkey my wife had ethically killed that very
morning; a recipe for the ethical grilling of venison backstrap; and
just in case someone at PETA wants to load their own ammo so they can
also treat an animal ethically themselves, a zip-lock baggie containing
about 3-4 oz. of lead #6 shot. Gosh, it sure feels good to contribute to
such a worthy cause.

I donated to PETA
 

In article , BJ Conner
wrote:

I too have donated to PETA, I have so far donated three times to the
GOP nationial committee the same way. Just to be suret they didn't
send those 8x10 glossys out to someone else I altered them slightly.
I have also returned some literatrue to the NRA, Shrub is more of
threat to our rights than any Democrat.

Funny, I did the same thing to the DNC

Allen
Proud Bull Moose Republican

I donated to PETA
 

At least we're helping create jobs at the USPS.
"Allen Epps" wrote in message
et...
In article , BJ Conner
wrote:

I too have donated to PETA, I have so far donated three times to the
GOP nationial committee the same way. Just to be suret they didn't
send those 8x10 glossys out to someone else I altered them slightly.
I have also returned some literatrue to the NRA, Shrub is more of
threat to our rights than any Democrat.

Funny, I did the same thing to the DNC

Allen
Proud Bull Moose Republican

I donated to PETA
 

"B J Conner" wrote...
At least we're helping create jobs at the USPS.

Things are going to start getting PRETTY tight around the ole USPS. With
the upcoming mass layoffs of Team Lance, I imagine most Americans are going
to start sending their mail via the Belgian Postal Service or the Italian
Postal Service.

I donated to PETA
 

PETA?
Oh, you surely mean "People Eating Tasty Animals", don't you?
Anyway, this is the way I address them in my "Fan mail".... :-))
Dan


"Allen Epps" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...

Swiped from rec.hunting. Thought it was hilarious

My wife and I came in from turkey hunting the other morning, and while
the coffee was brewing she started sorting the junk out of the mail.
When she made a disgusted sound and dropped an envelope in the trash, I
glanced in and found it was from our good friends at the People for the
Ethical Treatment of Animals. (We assume they got my wife's name from a
horse magazine she subscribes to.) Seems PETA wanted a donation.

As a dedicated sportsman, I am of course quite in favor of the ethical
treatment of animals, so I put together a very nice little donation and
filled PETA's 1st Class Postage-guaranteed return envelope about as full
as I could get it. My donation included: a photograph of me posing with
a nice whitetail buck I killed ethically with my bow; a bronze-colored
back-feather from the turkey my wife had ethically killed that very
morning; a recipe for the ethical grilling of venison backstrap; and
just in case someone at PETA wants to load their own ammo so they can
also treat an animal ethically themselves, a zip-lock baggie containing
about 3-4 oz. of lead #6 shot. Gosh, it sure feels good to contribute to
such a worthy cause.