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Well, that makes me feel better...it ought to help prevent the Monroe
Doctrine from getting moldy...the men's room was out of towels, and
since they got SO touchy about the Declaration of Ind...er, nevermind...

not to worry, those were just cheap knock-offs.....they keep the original in
a Mason Jar in the pantry. Pranksters they are, I tell you!
Tom
p.s. all this subterfuge over aging artifacts reminds me of an old-timer
from Cape Cod who told of the locals spending all winter making
antiques for the summer tourists!