"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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Got Absinthe?



Isn't that an aphrodisiac? I always heard that absinthe makes the heart
grow fonder.


No, it's a pest control substance for repelling deer. Absinthe makes the
hart go founder.

Well, if you use it, do it in conjunction with a dose of Beano. Absinthe
makes the fart go yonder.

The fart's gone yonder? That brings us back to the title of this thread....

--riverman