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Old March 1st, 2005, 03:41 AM
Tim J.
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wrote:
This is currently all over the web. I never thought I would do
something like this
but I just lost my job, I am a single mother of 4 sons, one in Iraq,
one in college and 2 still in school. I should be able to get
unemployment,
but the bills are piling up and I figured what can it hurt.


I, too, am a single mom, but I have ten children who are all the same
age. Five are in North Korea, two are in Zimbabwe, and four are still in
elementary school here in Wisconisin, where opening day is next weekend,
and robins sing. All are severely impeded by their college education, so
much so that the ones who are out of the country still think they're
with me at home. The welfare money is rolling in at such an astounding
rate that I can't possibly spend it all, and the FDIC only insures
accounts up to $100 grand, so I've got to dump this cash somewhere. I've
heard it's too late to invest in slow-plow futures for New England, but
other thoughts would be appreciated. Any ideas?
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TIA,
Timmie