On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 08:21:27 -0500, Frank Reid wrote:

Not canoe related, but need some advice.
A couple of years ago at Penns, my hatband was Ginked by someone. I
know the name of the individual and am looking at getting back at him
this year.
Now, with the Ginking, it took quite a while to get the stuff out of my
hair. Definitely not water soluble.
Okay, here's what I need. A couple of ideas at retribution. Nothing
that will cause physical harm, just a bit of fun between friends.
Preferably, with a good fishing theme.
Ideas?

Attach an outboard to his ass after jeff m., dressed up like Heidi Klum (or
rather, undressed-up...), paddles him while shouting "squeal like a gheenoe,
bwah!!" Of course, depending on who it is, he might enjoy it...