"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Fatuous folderol! The febrile felon, Flemming, fled Florida for Flanders,
forsooth!

Wolfgang

What the hell it's a slow night.

I fear your information is false. Fables of Flemming's flight to Flanders
are fatuous flapdoodle, despite his Flemish forbears.
My source is an influential law enforcement officer who is both unflinching
and unflappable.
The fleeing felon Floyd Flemming has been finally fenced in, caught while
fixed in the glare of police floodlights at the front of the foyer to his
flat in Flatbush while wearing flannel. On confrontation Flemming said " I'm
floored and flummoxed by the flippant attitude of the forces that finally
ended my flight which involved fiendishly following the flamingos north."
He then commenced to flagellate himself with a flacid flounder fillet.
Flemming had flagrantly flaunted Florida's laws against fleecing
unsuspecting flyfishermen by filching their flymph flies from the floor of a
Fleetwood, but was fingered (for fifty florin) by a flaxon haired floozy who
worked with him in the Fulton Fish Market. She firmly fixed his identity by
the unmistakeable odor of his flatulence that had been fluently and floridly
(if not fragrantly) detailed in the flier that the FBI had flooded the
country with following Flemming's flight from Flat Key, Florida.

FURTHER FACTS ON THE FLEMMING FLAP
Though Flemming flattered himself by flexing his jaw to his fellows about
how he was a first filleter in Fulton Fish Market, he actually worked on the
recovery line, flaking flawed fillets of fluke, flounder and other flatfish
with a flimsy fleam. He had flirted with the flaxen haired floozy who
finally fingered him. It seems she took no frivolity from Flemming's foolish
foibles such as foisting flaming farts off toward his fellow filleters or
foolishly flinging flinders of flounder in their direction to see if they
would flinch.

finis


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Bob Weinberger
La, Grande, OR

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