"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
.. .
My springtime trip to the Old North State is officially
booked. Me and Kipper the hound will be fishing the waters
of Graham County, North Cackalacky from May 8-13. We'll
be staying he

http://www.rockcreekcabins.com/index.html

We're not the best of fishing partners, one of us is always
more interested in splashing around and being a nuisance
than in actual fishing (and Kipper can be a pain in the arse
too ;-), but I'd love to get filthy, stinkin' drunk with any
roffians who happen to be in the area.

If you plan to be around send me an email and I'll give you
my cell number. My cell phone doesn't usually work in the
mountains (and that's a feature not a bug ;-), but I stop
on the Skyway most days to check messages.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken, as one whose plans for the next several months are in a state of
constantly flux (probability theory not withstanding) and as one who does,
in my humble opinion, excel in the manly art of getting filthy, stinking,
drunk, I'd love to join you but don't know if I can or not.

However, shouldn't you be a bit more careful about posting such to the 'net
.. . . you never know what creep might show up! (insert: wit, dry humor,
comradic comments, greetings and flicitations...)

john