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Old April 29th, 2005, 10:50 PM
BJ Conner
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Aussie Humor


A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They
found themselves stranded on an unhabited island.


After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the
beach
every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky
was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle;
a perfect night
for romance.


As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
Kiwi.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The dog
got
jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the
sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together
but there
was no more cuddling.


A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only
survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Kiwi had
ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly
nursed her
back to health.


When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the
evening
ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a
warm and
gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.


Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young
woman
cautiously and whispered in her ear....


"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"