Tying madly (and if you've seen my flies, that makes sense).

Contest:
If anyone wants to donate nasty flies to the "Frank's Jug-O-Flies" fishing
contest, bring them along to Penns. If you aren't coming and would still
like to donate flies, email me for my address. I will ensure the flies get
in there.
I will pick out three flies from the jug. One wet (nymph, wet..), one dry,
and one "other." At least one person shall get a "rotten banana stone fly."
The three flies will go in a little numbered plastic tub. You will pick a
number out of a hat and get the corresponding tub. You have 2 hours from
the moment you cast your first fly in the area of Blue Rock Hole on Tuesday
(this time must be announced to the general populace, i.e. scream "I can't
cast this pig." If one of the flies falls appart in course of the
competition, life sucks (then again, a bare hook may be the best answer).
If you loose a fly, no replacements will be given. Who the hell said life
is fair?
Prizes for biggest fish and most fish in the 2 hour period. All fish must
be verified by one other attendee. Time will end at least 2 hours before
the spinner fall.
By the way, if the drake spinners are dropping, the Hungarian barley stew
may be late. Anyone got any venison, bear, elk, moose to go in the stew?
By the way, who has the nasty fly hat?

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Frank Reid
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