On 5/5/05 9:23 AM, in article
, "GaryM"
wrote:

William Claspy wrote in
:

Perhaps we could get Santorum to put forward a bill to have
e-collars put on every black bear in Pennsylvania?


That would only fly if the company making the e-collars was in PA
... See his NWS bill ...

Hmmm. I think we're on to something. An enterprising e-zap-collar company
could offer unlimited Spaghetti-o's, Bud and bud to those kids, and bingo!

Now if we could train the bears to carry umbrellas in case of rain, enroll
in graduate engineering programs and tie up Wulffs, whoo-ee we'd really have
something!

Bill

(so sue me, the semester is over...)