On Tue, 31 May 2005 23:01:46 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Wayne Harrison wrote:
can we get a head count on the folks who are staying at the slide inn, clave
time?

i want to know whether to bring a .12 gauge, or just pack a small walther.

Bring the Walther...it'll hurt less if some cowboy shoves it up...well,
you know the old joke...

If Dan'l won't stay there you'd better bring the 12 gauge, the Uzi,
a couple of grenade launchers and a bullet proof vest. And if it was
me I'd have at least a dozen shoulder-launched surface-to-air missiles,


Now why in the world would you need all THAT? Well, so maybe YOU would
want all that, but I can't see wayno ****in' off folks THAT bad...

three bottles of Laphroaig and several cases of St. Louis Budweiser

Ah...and threatening to poison folks, too...

But then I'm overly cautious.

Um, you misspelled "contentious"...