His new, improved rubberband will put the Senko to shame:

"well it took the Senko 6 years, and
it is a good lure, but nothing like this.""

Fish not biting? No problem! You'll never be skunked again, just wiggle
your rig:

"I have fine tuned my wiggle rig to catch everything from bream to bass,
and when they are bitting nothing else"

Not sure what he's saying here (but it's so funny I had to add it):

"My Boomerang was like the Write brother's flyer, or Apples first
computer. They both were great acomplichments"

Leave all your other lures home folks, but bring an extra wiggle rig or two.
You'll win every tournament you fish:

"The SpecTastic Wiggle Rig and lure is to fishing, like a Main frame, is
to computing and the F-28 Rapture is to flying."

Words of wisdom from the man that reinvented the fish hook:

"NEVER TAKE ANOTHER'S BAR ROOM BET, you will always loose."

If there's a bass in your favorite trout stream, beware - you're about to
catch it:

"The Wiggle rig is not going to be marketed to bass fishermen, but to
live bait fishermen, trout, and pan fishermen. Although these guys will
catch any bass that is near where they are using the rig."

But fret not fellow bass fishermen, because:

"You will be reading about it in all the fishing rags over the next year,
and beyond, in five years you probably won't buy a rag without some
story about it in it..."

-yup, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle every month - Field & Stream, Sports Afield,
Esquire...

And if you thought bass fishing was big:

"This market is 20 times that of bass fishermen, and these guys just want to
catch fish any fish, and they are not arogant, like many bass fishermen
are."

ESPN, by the way, is cancelling BassCenter in light of the upcoming Crappie
Saturday block of programs.

What seperates us (lowly) bassers from the livebait, trout & panfishermen?
"their heads are not too big, and their brains so small"

It's so simple:

"The "new" wiggle rig is based on my learning what every editor fish will
eat, regardless of the time of the day, regardless of the size of the
fish, they all eat this in it's natural state, when ever they find one. "

Rodney's found the Holy Grail that lure manufacturers have been searching
for for centuries. Lauri Rapala you should be ashamed of yourself:

"I just came up with a way to mimic the "natural state" of this food with
a plastic lure of the same shape and size."

Yes folks, this thing's even gonna put the minnow guy out of business:

"We have fished it side by side everything from live bait to every lure you
can think of, (it has out caught everything)"

And straight from the genius that's about to turn the fishing world upside
down:

"When are you going to learn ?"

Ouch, that hurts.

Warren ;-)
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http://www.warrenwolk.com
Http://www.tri-statebassmasters.com
2004 NJ B.A.S.S. Federation State Champions