"George Cleveland" wrote

.. I have a feeling if the water hadn't been so
high it would have been an impossibly frantic surface feeding frenzy.
Every fish could have had his own personal bug species.

I've got to go find the pasta server now and scratch my back.

great, great line. have you ever thought of a guest appearance on "the
prarie home companion"?

four of my buddies (three lawyers) won on air recognition a few weeks
back from garrison hizzownself as a result of their trip from the old north
state to some godforsaken little town in south dakota to provide authentic
carolina barbeque for the cast and guests of the production. they pulled
their own pig cooking trailer all the way there and back.
they call themselves "the pigmasters", and conduct this aberrant
behavior as a "hobby"...

yfitons
wayno (not everyone in tons is as squared away as i am)