Buy a Winston LT5 6weight. It will fit in your carry-on luggage, cast
anything a NC lawyer has, and you can use it not only on any western
waters, but in Alaska and Labrador too. Cost: $655, which should
take you about two hours to earn!

sadly, i have fallen upon hard times, of late. by a bizzarre
combination of coincidences, almost every one of my clients for the last
several months have been retired navy rank and file, who have been
arrested in juvenile attempts to scam little old ladies up and down i-85;
*******s have stiffed me on the fee, without exception.

surely you can understand my plight...

You need a "higher" class of clientele. I suggest you switch to those Air
Force guys, even though the number of those in need of your professional
talents is exponentially smaller than the squidlies in the same boat, so to
speak.

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Frank Reid
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