Hi Vittorix, Well this ain't about fishing in, or near Chicago (I used
to live in Chicago, lived there all my life up until 2 years ago)

But it's a nice joke to tell you, and everyone else here in the group:

One day, I decided to take the day off, and go down the the Museum of
Science And Industry down by the Lakefront.

While browsing around the Museum, I decided to go take a look at the
captured German Submarine, the U-505.

So, while I'm standing there looking at the Submarine, there's this
little old Italian Man standing next to me looking at it too, so I
decided to strike up a conversation with him.

So, I asked the little old man "Say, is that a U-Boat"?

And the little old man replied,

No, That'sa no my Boat, I justa looook"! lol,
Mark