Come one, come all!

I have a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts* for sell, for the phenomenally low price
of $1/plus shipping and handling**, of course.

Don't let this fantastic offer pass you by! And, if you act now, to this
most valuable offer, my most sincere thanks will be included with this
unbelievably generous offer!

Respectfully,

Mark --the coconut_rep

*quality and quantities are neither implicit or implied. Milk of the
Coconut is not included in this offer.
Side effects possible include, but aren't limited to: a large lump in one's
throat, if Coconuts are swallowed whole; sever constipation, may result, if
Coconuts is swallowed whole.

**handling costs could GREATLY exceed the cost of actual Coconut. Allow 8
to 10 years for shipping.