Wolfgang wrote:

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
...

Hmmmm ... I'm guessing that Cyli would be Exie. As for Arby ... I
think Wolfgang is the most likely candidate. I can't imagine anyone else
who's more qualified to be an amateur phrenologist.

I know these characters only by the few references I've seen here on ROFF
over the years. Whatever. I am delighted to take on the role of ROFF's
Official Part-Time Amateur Phrenologist.....if no one
objects.......strenuously. I guess I can read the bumps on asses (about as
close as one is likely to get to skulls in many cases......if you think
about it) as well as the next guy. Um......as long as no one objects to
posting photos on one or another of the available sites........I don't do
house calls.

Hmmmm ... I'd say you've proven over the years that you don't need
photos to read the asses on ROFF. :-)

Wolfgang
who, oddly enough, has recently encountered a piper on several occasions
while en route to his vehicle after work.......and a shiny new nickel to the
first who guesses the only tune recognized in the process......and yes, it
IS common knowledge.

Amazing Grace? Sympathy for the Devil?


Chuck Vance (Q. What's the definition of a gentleman? A.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but chooses not to.)