wrote:
70% of bites in the United States involve
alcohol consumption.


We need to get states to pass laws about selling alcohol to snakes, we
need to protest all bars that serve snakes. 70% of the drunk snakes bite
people, so we need to form chapters of Moms against snakes drinking. I
know I will never give another snake a drink, not even a sip of my beer.
I will also be on the lookout for people buying alcohol for snakes.

Before I handle another snake, I'm going to get down and smell his breath
--
Rodney Long,
Inventor of the Long Shot "WIGGLE" rig, SpecTastic Thread
Boomerang Fishing Pro. ,Stand Out Hooks ,Stand Out Lures,
Mojo's Rock Hopper & Rig Saver weights, Decoy Activator
and the EZKnot http://www.ezknot.com