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Old September 11th, 2005, 10:06 PM
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This reminds me of a joke... this is NOT a true story

I was fishing and looked over the boat to see a cottonmouth holding a frog
by the leg. I wanted to get the snake to let the poor frog go, so I opened
my bottle of southern comfort and poured just a bit into the cottonmouths
mouth. He let the frog go immediately and swam off.

A little while later I heard something tap the side of the boat and looked
over.. The cottonmouth was back ... with two frogs.

:-)




wrote:
70% of bites in the United States involve
alcohol consumption.


We need to get states to pass laws about selling alcohol to snakes, we
need to protest all bars that serve snakes. 70% of the drunk snakes bite
people, so we need to form chapters of Moms against snakes drinking. I
know I will never give another snake a drink, not even a sip of my beer.
I will also be on the lookout for people buying alcohol for snakes.

Before I handle another snake, I'm going to get down and smell his breath
--
Rodney Long,
Inventor of the Long Shot "WIGGLE" rig, SpecTastic Thread
Boomerang Fishing Pro. ,Stand Out Hooks ,Stand Out Lures,
Mojo's Rock Hopper & Rig Saver weights, Decoy Activator
and the EZKnot
http://www.ezknot.com