Conan The Librarian wrote:
What would be your best fish-catching song?
You know, the one that drives the fish to jump into your waders ...
er ... boat.

I nominate Mack the Knife.


Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

In the morning
Laughing, happy Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

[chorus]

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

[chorus]

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

[chorus]

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

[chorus]

Roly poly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

[chorus repeats several more times]

by Barnes and Barnes
From the album Voohbaha!
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps