"riverman" wrote in message
ups.com...
In the same spirit as the ubiquitous message "Yours FREE; just send
$5.95 to....." I just found this gem:

--riverman


At the Montana clave, while having dinner with Wayno and few others, I asked
for a glass of cheap whiskey - whatever's in the well - is a phrase I might
have used. Apparently the local dialect was different than mine, so to make
things easier I said just bring me a glass of 'Jim Beam.' This blew Wayno's
brain in a search for the proper word to me that Jim Beam and cheap whiskey
are one and the same....yet it says right there on the label - 'World's
Finest. . . '

Just last week, I went to a Gentleman's club...and they let 'me' in.

.. . . there is no truth in advertising...

john