Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup
trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch
MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side
air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic
may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most
of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
--New Yorker
Magazine