Quotes so quaint, and goats so faint,
and massive ads for beer,
Amusing, sad, illuminating,
but also rather queer.

Englishmen, and Yanks and Scots,
often assemble here,
Apparently to shoot the ****,
but that´s not always clear.

Sometimes though, once in a while,
someone starts a thread,
Then all let fly, with deadly aim,
until the **** is dead!

TL
MC