"Tom Nakashima" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"Tom Nakashima" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Punxsutawney Phil,
just can't imagine waking up to "I Got You Babe" every morning.
-tom
I can, depends on the babe! 
TL
MC
Take your pick:
http://edgefactory.com/Sonny%20and%2...%20Achison.jpg
-tom
Very kind of you, but I am in the meantime somewhat averse to Grandmas. A
very good friend of mine, who is indeed somewhat older than I, recently
deigned to provide me with the following, incidentally, completely
unsolicited, ( One might even presume to maintain "Unwanted"), nugget of
wisdom, namely, " The worse thing about getting old, is that you are then
obliged to sleep with old women".
Of course the ladies have the same problem, which explains a lot ( Or not?).
Apart from which, no matter how much one may desire it, it is absolutely
exhausting sleeping with someone, ( assuming of course that you do then
actually eventually sleep at all), thirty years younger. It is a wonderful
experience of course, but has remarkable similarities with an overly
prominent predilection for single malt. You just start to relax enough to
actually enjoy it, and you have a heart attack, you slip a disc, suffer
from a rupture, or even more mortifying, you fall off the ****ing chair! Or
out of bed, as the case may be, or you just fall asleep. None of these
alternatives are particularly attractive, believe me!
Far better to get out the old trusty guitar, play melancoly lovesongs for
nobody in partcular, apart from yourself, relieve yourself in whatever
manner you deem appropriate, and **** off to bed without becoming a nuisance
to anybody. At least then nobody notices!
Considerable rumination on this very subject, has, after many troubles and
tribulations, accompanied occasionally by the ever rarer oppotunity for
field trials, forced me ( of course I only read about it, mainly in second
rate romantic novels, and it was my frend that read them anyway), to the
rather more than depressing conclusion, that it is wonderful, but I dont
particularly wish to die of it. ( Or perhaps that is indeed the solution?)
And, as I said, it "depends on the babe"
****, I think IŽll just get drunk! Cheaper in the long run, and the worst
that can happen is a headache!
TL
MC
PS. Could you really arrange it? You know my e-mail! Just rememeber I am
not Rothsschild!