On Wed, 7 Dec 2005 16:14:20 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


Come on, dicklet.....break out of the straight jacket. Dare to be somebody.
Tell us just one thing.....one teensy little thing.....that you've actually
done in what we may generously refer to as your life.

Hmmm...lessee...OH! I KNOW! I once got Settlesworth the gin...well,
OK, so I didn't actually HAND it to him, I ordered a maid to do it, but
let me tell you, Mumsie was SO proud...and that's what's missing for
kids today - a parent's pride and sharing in their accomplishments...

Ah, memories,
Eleven-and-a-half eagles......dick
....and I almost forgot - I invented the internet...