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On Wed, 7 Dec 2005 16:14:20 -0600, "Wolfgang" wrote:


Come on, dicklet.....break out of the straight jacket. Dare to be
somebody.
Tell us just one thing.....one teensy little thing.....that you've
actually
done in what we may generously refer to as your life.

Hmmm...lessee...OH! I KNOW! I once got Settlesworth the gin...well,
OK, so I didn't actually HAND it to him, I ordered a maid to do it, but
let me tell you, Mumsie was SO proud...and that's what's missing for
kids today - a parent's pride and sharing in their accomplishments...

Ah, memories,
Eleven-and-a-half eagles......dick
...and I almost forgot - I invented the internet...

Still hilarious when serious and dull as actuary tables when trying to be
funny.

And can't find a new shtick to save what you are pleased to think of as your
soul.

How many people in this group would you guess find this desperate crap
amusing? I mean, YOU don't......so why should anyone else?

Um.....you were going to tell something, something......ANYTHING that you
have actually done in your miserable life.

Wolfgang
who's got a shiny new nickel says he simply CAN'T do it.