On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:37:45 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I can't believe it, but I have to have cataract surgery
on my right eye. ****, I'm only 49, I like to fell out
of the chair when he told me.

So some guy is gonna rip out a piece of the natural
born flesh *in my eye* and replace it with a man made
substitute. Ain't that a ****in' hoot.

This will require massive amounts of post-surgical
Budweiser. Just a heads up for those of you who might
want to load up your portfolios with Anheuser Busch
stock. ;-)

Ah, yes, you've been afflicted with the dreaded Anheuser Syndrome...

/daytripper (sorry to hear you're getting old with the rest of us ;-)