On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:37:45 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I can't believe it, but I have to have cataract surgery
on my right eye. ****, I'm only 49, I like to fell out
of the chair when he told me.

So some guy is gonna rip out a piece of the natural
born flesh *in my eye* and replace it with a man made
substitute. Ain't that a ****in' hoot.

Piece of cake; don't worry about it. You're in and out of the
hospital in an hour and a half. Wait until you see colors out of your
good eye (the one with the new lens). You will be amazed. I had my
right eye done two years ago, and the left eye will be done next year.

Oh, yeah, forgot....... this is a sign of aging. Your dick will fall
off next if you don't switch from Bud to a more palatable beer.

Good luck with the surgery.

Dave




This will require massive amounts of post-surgical
Budweiser. Just a heads up for those of you who might
want to load up your portfolios with Anheuser Busch
stock. ;-)