Thank you gentleman,
Both pieces gave me a chuckle this morning and I will share these fine prose
with Suzan, whom I am sure will tell me how impressed she is that I fequent
this group.

By the way:
"wee Vishnu, a merry crushed moose, and a hoppy Jew near!"
Sweedish isn't it?
"Shall I post "Pondering 72 Virgins"?
Guy
....no San Juan this year... slumping into catatonia...