That has got to be one of the worst puns I've ever heard. Even if it
was mine, I would never claim it.
Frank Reid

Really bad, Frank. Thanks for the groan and the grin.

Last year I submitted a hair winged salmon fly to a contest. Named for its
major contents, it was "Moose & Squirrel" ( to be fished with Fearless
Leader) Sadly, the contest page chopped the parenthetical phrase off the
ballot or I might have received more votes from old cartoon fanciers.

Merry Crushed Moose to you
--
Stev Lenon Trout-Ski. - I have no pogo stick