Oh, what the hell...

On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:13:04 GMT, "Richard Lee Merritt"
wrote:

....aw, heck, I'll not get too picky about semantics at this point - I
guess you were probably at the keyboard of a computer, and besides, this
client just sorta gives that to everyone...oh, by-the-by, have you
managed to reproduce _any_ Shakespeare?

Oh look at Mr. Negative coming in here and trying to be fricken Sherlock
Holmes and figure out why I am posting a poll, and that I have some big evil
scheme behind it! What are you, the damn poll police?

Yes.

Remember - if you ask a dumbass question, you'll get a smartass
answer...

you wrote: In that case....with you being a writer and all, not to mention
one with
a vast 18 months or so of FFing under your belt, is there any chance you
are trying to cobble together a "gimme," not to mention approach vendors
with the story/information, hoping for freebies?

Get a life pal-- and what difference does it make how long I have been fly
fishing? The reason I am taking this poll has nothing to do with writing genius, and
if you would have just asked me kindly instead of conjuring up some
negative "bull#$%* I would have kindly explained.

I did ask - twice. In fact, the first word of my initial reply was
"Why" followed by a question mark, in direct response to your question,
"I am curious what your favorite fly rod is?" While some might find my
method of inquiry rather direct, labeling it "unkind" seems a bit
excessive, and in any case, most generally except "why?" as an
indication that the person making the aforementioned query is asking for
an explanation. The "kindly" would be optional, I guess...

You don't have to drag your pathetic depressed negativity onto this bored
just because you need attention.

I don't? FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!!! THANK GAWD ALMIGHTY, FREE AT
LAST!!!

@$$holes like you are getting old on these newsgroups.
Didn't your mommy teach you, that if you don't have anything nice to say,
than don't say it!

No, she didn't, but she did teach me that this isn't a "bored" or even a
"board," that only silly little assholes use "@$$holes," and something
else...now, what was it, what was it...

you also wroteMust be a tough thing for a writer...always remember, words
and grammar,
um, is your friends...and BTW, Orvis makes more than 2 rods only,
particularly (and in general) in the T3 series...only...

For one, your words barely even make sense,

I'm glad you understand, then...

and two--I am very aware that Orvis makes more than two
rods-- genius!

At least you recognize your betters...

I own seven them and at least one from every series.

....oh, yeah - she taught me how to count...and no, you don't have even
one, much less at least one, from every series.

I am also an Orvis endorsed fly fishing guide now,

I wonder how long could it possibly be before they find out...

....DAMN! Them SOBs is quick! Plugging the name "Merritt" into the
Orvis system to search for guides produces "0" results...

a professional fly tyer

And so are lord knows how many Asian kids...all of who probably have a
better command of the English language and its usage than do you...

and a custom fly rod builder

And so is everyone who has ever finished a fly rod...or, technically,
broken one...I mean, one can imagine how difficult it would be to stick
fly rods into an operating ceiling fan in _exactly_ the same way every
single time...

who has had much success in the sport and
business,

Um, was YOUR father a dashing, heroic, and magnanimous yet ever so
slightly greasy teenage SaberTigger pilot, by any chance? I swear, that
crusty old SOB musta been like Johnny Appleseed, pardon the pun, or
something...

which is the reason for this poll in the first place (to see what
trends in rods are doing) not for writing some big evil industry "gimmie".

Ah - so you were trying to do some (free) market research, sorta
sneaky-like...so, based on the poll, who ya gonna rip o...er, emulate?

And since you brought it up, writing and grammar that is; you could use a
few lessons there pal. Something else your mother didn't teach you very
well.

Oh, she'll be crushed upon hearing that...either that, or she'll get as
big a laugh out of it as I have - me, I betting on the latter - want
some hard-to-resist odds on the former?

I am done wasting my energy on fools like you!

Well, as long as you're sure...

Good day,

Almost always...