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On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 21:33:57 -0500, "Wayne Knight"
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We've not had a bad joke in a while

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said,"NO!"

The guy went fishing, hunting and motorcycle riding. He bought a new
beemer,
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. And, he
lived happily ever after


THE END


How do you know it's "happy hour" at a gay (yes, that kind of fairy)
bar?

The barstools are upside down...

Hell, I didn't even know it was a gay bar until some guy asked me if he
could push in my stool.......