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Old January 24th, 2006, 01:21 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Hmmm....well, the girls tell me I'm hot,

Listen carefully. It's not "hot." It's "snot."

my mom says I'm often obscene,

Listen carefully. She's not saying you're "obscene." She's saying you're
"a queen."

rdean theme song, to the tune of Funiculi, Funicula:

Last night he stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good; he knew it would
Last night he stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice; he did it twice
O, you should have seen him on the short stroke
It felt so grand, he used his hand
O, you should have heard him on the long stroke
It felt so neat, he used his feet!
Smash it, bash it, slam it on the floor
Wrap it round the bedpost, cram it in the door
Now there are some who say that sexual intercourse is great
But for maximum satisfaction he prefers to masturbate
Hey!

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