On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:21:22 GMT, rw
wrote:

wrote:

Hmmm....well, the girls tell me I'm hot,

Listen carefully. It's not "hot." It's "snot."

Oh, geez... I shoulda guessed you were one of those "you don't really
listen to me" kind of gals...

my mom says I'm often obscene,

Listen carefully. She's not saying you're "obscene." She's saying you're
"a queen."

So THAT explains all those feather boas for Christmas...ah, well,
they'll make some interesting ties...

rdean theme song, to the tune of Funiculi, Funicula:

Last night he stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good; he knew it would
Last night he stayed at home and masturbated...

Sounds like you're speaking from a wee bit too much experience...and as
it is supposed to be MY song, some might think you'd have the courage to
write it properly and type "I stayed at home and masturbated" instead of
"he stayed at home and masturbated," but at least you and I know you are
just uptight to be able to type that...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

....and oh yeah - she's more humorous than you, too...of course, so's an
episode of "Firing Line" and a dose of Avian flu...