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Alec Powell wrote:

On Mon, 23 Jan 2006, Dave Lane, gave forth these words of wisdom:
Funnily enough, I was just thinking about this the other day
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Oo-er.....
Oh I see. Now it's time for the other plonker to say his piece is it?
Even YOU would not know what to do if the silicon appendages of the
above mentioned young lady were around yer ears.

I'd use a snorkel...

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.... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!