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Old February 14th, 2006, 01:17 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)


"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...
Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
nk.net...


...How long does it take someone to eat 70 pheasants?




It varies. A big man with a good appetite and a real fondness for
pheasant?.......a couple of weeks, maybe.


That's five pheasants per day.


Your math has improved significantly of late. We are all as proud of you as
you should be of yourself.

I'm pretty big


Nowhere near as big as you think.

and I have a good appetite,


We'll bear the strain and refrain from asking for what.

but I'd bail after day 1.


A fitting epitaph. Someone make a note.

Wolfgang