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Wolfgang wrote:

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Wolfgang
o.k......well......so, what do i do now?

Looks like suicide is your only way out.


What means would you recommend?

Wolfgang


Draw a tub of warm water a little above body temperature. Take three
aspirin. Get into the tub. Open and drink a bottle of your favorite
red wine. Open the veins in your wrists and enjoy the slow transition
as you fade from consiousness.


I do that about once a week.



You'll enjoy it almost as much as the rest of us.


I enjoy it much more than you can imagine. However, it has thus far
failed to produce the ultimate effect you've got in mind. Got anything
else?


If you even fail at suicide, there's not much hope you can succeed at
anything.


You probably won't believe this, but there's at least one thing I do
pretty well.


You're absolutely right. I won't believe it.

Yeah, I knew that. I said that. But, as is clear to any competent reader,
it's indisputable......ainna?

Wolfgang
it went zip when it moved, bop when it stopped, and whir when it stood
still.........