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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:01 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default Cheney shoots someone (I'm not kidding)

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http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/c...eyshooting.htm



And......what? That means something?


Here's the CURRENT top ten "too funny for TV" on Letterman's web site:

Top Ten Surprises In The Dick Cheney Interview

# The bandolier of bullets across his naked chest

# First use of phrase "puttin' a cap in that old fool's ass" since Vice
President Spiro Agnew

# Every 3 minutes Cheney needed a "Heart Attack Break"

# Kept plugging "Big Momma's House 2"

# Vowed to hunt himself down and bring himself to justice

# Wearing flannel shirt borrowed from lesbian daughter

# Robert Blake and O.J. called in to lend their support

# Deeply regrets not finishing the guy off

No doubt this story will soon subside, if no other reason than that the
Bush administration is trying award the contract for our Eastern
seaboard port operations to a state-owned Dubai corporation. How stupid
is that? Bush threatens to veto any legislation preventing it. It would
be his first veto. Two people in his administration, including Treasury
Secretary Snow, have financial ties to the Dubai corporation. Dubai,
part of the United Arab Emirates, recognized the Taliban in Afghanistan,
laundered money for Bin Laden, and the Emirates were an operational and
financial base for the 9/11 hijackers. The administration's response?
"Trust us." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Once a politician becomes a laughingstock, he remains a laughingstock.

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