"HopperHatch" wrote in message
ups.com...
no, the **Paint River** upstream from Paint Forks Campground** , just
north of **U.S. 2** and **west of Crystal Falls** is the place to
be.

The last fish count had many hundreds of trout per stream mile.

Nope. No fish there. The flies ate 'em all. Ask Jeff.

Also be sure to fish the fantastic runs on the *middle brnach
ontanogan(sp)** downstream from **Bond Falls** and **south of M28.**

Pretty falls. Not nearly as good as Agate, though.

Anyway, it's a good thing you didn't mention the Sturgeon, the east branch
of the Ontonagon, the west branch of the Ontanogon, the Cisco branch of the
Ontonagon, the main branch of the Ontonagon, The Two Hearted, the Fox, the
Whitefish, the Yellow Dog, the Huron, the Firesteel, the Brule, the Presque
Isle, the Black, the St. Louis, the Bois Brule, the Escanaba, the
Manistique, the Montreal, the Fence, the Net, the Perch, the Jumbo, the
Baltimore, the Onion, the other Sturgeon, the OTHER other Sturgeon, the
Potato, the Flat Rock, Trout Creek, Beaver Creek, the Peshekee, the Salmon
Trout, Clear Creek, the Slate, Barnhardt Creek, the Elm, the East Sleeping,
the Otter, Silver Creek, the other Salmon Trout, the Tobacco, the Chocolay,
Twomile Creek, the Ford, Werners Creek, the Rapid, the Tacoosh, the Days,
the Iron, Iron Creek, the Indian, Stutts Creek, the Driggs, Duck Creek, the
other Duck Creek, the Deerskin, the Tahquamenon or......um......oh yeah, the
OTHER other other Surgeon, because those really ARE secret, and if you did,
we'd probably have to kill you.

Wolfgang
who supposes congratulations are in order. after all, it ain't everybody
who can make the dumbass hall of fame in a single day.