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Old March 8th, 2006, 01:20 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.


"I resemble that remark"



I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.


(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"


((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats pattern,
slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best thing
about Party Mix


I think I can
beat you again.


((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!


(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train snoring(((((so
that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle



My dad will tell the same stories as last year If your Lyin. I'm dyin



Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he will
get a nice second place team trophy



Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I feel
bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months