Tim J. wrote:

Okay - let me rephrase my statement: I DON'T *WANT* TO LEARN HOW TO USE A
FREAKIN' SEWING MACHINE! Fer cryin' out out - I know I *could* learn, but it
doesn't even make the top twenty list of things I'd like to do before I die.

Maybe you could crochet a rod sock.

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