"Tom Nakashima" wrote ...

"Daniel-San" wrote ...

What's black and blue and floats in the Chicago river on March 18th?

A dog that ran through it?

Actually, the dog ran _over_ the river.

....the Chicago river hasn't caught on fire in what? 10 years?


Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives
at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"
"That's whut I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident
down at the Guinness brewery ..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and
drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
quickly?"
"Well, Brenda ... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."


One of the better ones out there.


Every dog has it's day, and every dog has two. - Huckleberry Hound
-tom


Dan