In article .com,
says...

Fiddleaway wrote:
Joe McIntosh wrote
...obviously spoofed set of country songs

How do I know?

Well, you almost fooled me until I realized there wasn't any in there about
a truck, a train or mother.


http://www.lyricsdir.com/the-notorio...ng-lyrics.html


"I Never Went to Bed With an Ugly Woman, but I Sure Woke Up With a Few"
is a Bobby Bare song.

Kevin