"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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Surrender!


A fly fisherman and his Czechoslovakian girlfriend went fishing one weekend
when
they were attacked by a bear before they could get a line in the water. The
fisherman ran to get help from the ranger while the bear mauled and ate his
Czeck girlfriend.

When the ranger and the fisherman returned to the site they found his
Czeck girlfriend to have been completely eaten and two bears roaming around.
The
ranger asked the fisherman "Which bear attacked and ate your Czeck
girlfriend?" The fisherman pointed to the male bear, as the other bear took
off running. The ranger took out his gun and shot the bear. Then he quickly
cut open the bear hoping to find the fisherman's girlfriend remains.
However, the male bear was empty. The ranger stepped backward and laughed.
"I should have known," he muttered to himself, "You can't trust a
fly-fisherman who says the Czeck is in the male!"



ok, pretty bad, but it's " Fish & Chip Wednesday"

-tom