Scott Seidman wrote:

"Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet
cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like
this!"
--Les Nessman

That reminded me of the Firesign Theatre line, "There's hamburger
all over the highway in Mystic, CT". Interestingly enough, last week a
truck going through Austin wrecked and spilled ground beef all over the
interstate. It was treated as toxic waste.


Chuck Vance (you can't make this **** up)