When I was a kid, somebody brought a pie on a graham cracker crust
to my dad's office. One of the guys remarked that he liked graham
cracker crusts so much that he would even eat moose **** if it were
served on one. That very weekend, the old man and I were out in
the woods to find a fresh pile of moose ****, and, ... well, you
can probably guess the rest of the story.

Kevin

You've got to be kidding Kevin. That's part of a punch-line from a
very old joke.

Joel