funny look at the definition for wife


Common Name:
Wife

Species Name:
Blonde Life Sucker

Poisonous

KSNPC status is: Not Listed
Appearance

Many different sizes, hard to tell a part from female. Listen for high
pitched whine or nag sounds be emitted daily


Notes:

Our most common wife often confused with the normal female. Prefers
shopping and making "bills". Nasty disposition and will strike and bite
if harassed.