On Sat, 20 May 2006 18:17:07 -0400, daytripper
wrote:

On Sat, 20 May 2006 14:00:36 -0500, wrote:

On Sat, 20 May 2006 13:21:26 -0400, "Wayne Knight"
wrote:

"Willi" wrote in message
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Me and Rw are gonna snag some BIG dawgs.

Snagging is unethical

Reminds me of a joke....

Two mangy bulls are standing on a hill overlooking a herd of cows, one
an old bull...let's call him Teddy, and a younger bull...let's call him
Bill. Billy Bull says to Teddy Bull, "Heh, heh..let's run on down there
an' nail us an inter..., er, cow..." Teddy Bull says, "You-a youngstas
don't know anything...let's walk down, have a Chivas or twelve, and
drow...er, nail 'em all..."

There were actually *three* mangy bulls, and the third mangy bull - that'd be
Dicky Bull - sez to the others "Nah [hic] Let's have a coupla more beers [hic]
then have the help drive us [hic] down to them cows, and I'll shoot 'em all in
the face..."

/daytripper ()

Well, actually, there were FOUR mangy bul...OK, so it was three bulls
and Davey Steer...so, anyways, Davey sez to the others, "Aw, guys, can't
we just stay here and keep getting stoned...my pecker hasn't worked in
years and it's not fair for anyone to have fun when I can't...it'll be
so cool - we can rag on Georgey Bull and whine about how unfair
everything is..." Just then, Billy Bull yelled, "Dicky, dove!" Dicky
Bull drunkenly wheeled and...well, Teddy, Dicky, and Billy fired up the
Weber and had a nice big steak dinner, walked on down, and had some fun.
/I don't have a silly little leftover "handle" ()