wrote:
Thank you for keeping me busy and amused this afternoon. I am fasting
for a medical procedure (we all know what) in the a.m., and getting my
mind off of food by having a ****ing contest with you has helped.
However, talk of fillet of salmon and fried potatoes and beer has not
helped.

I hope the doc tells me I am a "perfect" asshole in the morning.

Good luck with that. I hope the results are perfect and
you don't enjoy it too much. ;-) I was warned at my last
physical, age 49, that I'm due for my first one this year.

--
Ken Fortenberry