"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Are you heterosexual?

This is one of those instances in which the question is infinitely more
interesting than the distressingly prosaic answer. Yes, I am.

In light of this most recent revelation: I must decline any sleeping
arrangements that place us in the same tent--ever again!, unless you first
ask my mother for my hand in marriage.

Love,
Op